Apparently an old episode of Kitchen Nightmares that we’ve never seen before. We saw this last night, Christmas Day after dinner of all times and I came across what might be the funniest thing I’ve EVER heard on TV. I laughed so hard that nobody else heard the rest of the argument!

“stop running around like shrek in a fucking frock!”

Things have been pretty quiet around Foodies Across Borders lately, but that’s only because things in the kitchen have been way too busy! One of the big happenings here in the FAB East kitchen was that our killer summer cocktail recipe, Peaches won the Durham News Get Grillin’ Contest! That’s right, we won! So what does that mean? Well, they sent a video crew (well, video girl) to tape little old me making Peaches. Then, the nicely edited video sent my mug across this here internet. Oh yes, we also scored a $100 gift certificate for Halenda’s Meats! Woo Hoo!

What are you waiting for? Check it out!

Ok, so this isn’t really food related. During some celeb encrusted variety show, Elton John puts some oven instructions to music. It’s pretty funny and amazing how talented the man is.

Shame about the bad wig!

Source Youtbue via Zentastic

It’s been a while since we’ve posted anything here in FAB, as the world has been overly crazy. We really need a quiet weekend here. What’s better on the weekend than a nice fresh breakfast? Watch as Gordon Ramsey prepares his version of scrambled eggs. We may just have to try these on Sunday.

Ok, so Giada’s not in the kitchen. And there isn’t really any food action going on. And….I’m really not sure why I’m posting this except that Giada looks great in a bikini on a jetski. Enjoy this scene from the new Food TV series Giada’s Weekend Getaways.

Thanks to Men in Aprons for turning me on!

That’s just wrong.