Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the frightening vision of Bacon Cheese Turtle Burgers!
Yes, you really are looking at a turtle shaped lump of heart attack on a plate. This artery hardening vision was sent my way via This is why you’re fat. Believe it or not, the little snappers are not the most unhealthy things on the menu, though certainly the most disturbing.
Some of the other treats include Meta Meat Cake, Corn Dog Egg Rolls and the Bacon-Wrapped Burrito Log. All of this is just part of the first page! I’m almost afraid to delve further into the site to see what awaits me.
